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Our Amazingly High Tech Warehouse

(Better than Amazon Prime)



Our amazingly high-tech warehouse is located in Maryland... at my Mom's house.

Amazon robots stand no chance against my Mom's efficiency!!! (also, eff robots! they're taking our jobs!)

Here's a picture of her, in case you were wondering



At our warehouse, she leads an exceptionally talented team of her sister and her best friend.

If you're really that interested, you can see the captivating behind the scenes footage here.

Expect for your orders to be packaged by end of day with more love and attention than she ever gave me growing up, and sent the following morning with the package coming 3-5 days after that.

Lastly, here's a video of John Cena speaking Mandarin.

I like it a lot.

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