Our High-Tech Warehouse (Better than Amazon Prime)
Our amazingly high-tech warehouse is located in Maryland... at my Mom's house. Amazon robots stand no chance against my Mom's efficiency.
Here's a picture of her, so you can feel her steely gaze pierce through you through the computer screen:
At our warehouse, she leads an exceptionally talented team of her sister and her best friend.
Expect for your orders to be packaged by end of day with more love and attention than she ever gave me growing up, and sent the following morning with the package coming 3-5 days after that.